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hecticglos:

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

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